— Kalmah doing his Michel Jackson impression


Kalmah trying to give Simon Cowell the Vulcan death grip

Kalmah was a hippie from the 60's who still has the world's worst hair-doo. He has a habit of breaking into a moon-walk at the most inconvenient times.
Kalmah recently auditioned for American Idol as 'the guy in the bunny suit'. When Simon Cowell rejected him, Kalmah picked him up and tryed to give him the Vulcan death grip. Unfortunatly he did it wrong and it looked like a hug.

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